bediquette

(originally defined by Remy Schwartz)
-noun
Etiquette in bed.

Kyle: So how'd your night go with that sweet thang you left with last night?
Nick: Meh, she was a dime piece alright, but she's got no bediquette, somebody needs to teach her some mattress manners.

by stricknacco May 13, 2008

bedangi

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

by Persiflage X June 30, 2010

bedangler

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

Badinkydink

A tiny behind. The lacking of a curvaceous rear-end. Also known as a flat-ass.

I can't get sprung lookin at dat badinkydink.

by MistahTom September 1, 2005

Bedirhan

Bedirhan is a cool and smart guy. He is also very nice

Mom: how should we name him?
Dad: Bedirhan
Doctor:Sorry Bedirhan is already in use you can choose from: Bedirhan4368 or Bedirhan1256

by Gewoon iemand May 13, 2017