aka. Buckie, Tonic Wine.
A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.
Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).
A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.
Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).
To the melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'
What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the baws at the polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the baws at the polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
by smugglr January 14, 2004
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'now kick his fukin head in!'
thwack thwack, nee naw nee naw
'ok'
'now kick his fukin head in!'
thwack thwack, nee naw nee naw
by andrew anderson December 15, 2008
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the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".
wee lad:"here mister go in to da offees and git us a bottle of buckfast, go on ahead."
me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"
me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
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I drank so much buckfast at Glastonbury this year, i think i killed a man with my bare hands and then shagged his girlfriend for 12 hours, but i can't remember.....
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