beaver dam

(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
by A friend and his beaver dam November 29, 2007
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beaver dam

one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)
man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.
by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018
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Beaver dam

Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.

Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.
Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?

Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.
by M_Dubz152 July 01, 2023
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Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.
She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy
by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012
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Beaver Damming

Cock-blocking a lesbian woman. The damming can be carried out by either male or female culprits.
by Three-Ball September 29, 2010
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I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.
by greenmonstahmsn.com October 16, 2013
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Beaver Dam

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.
Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.
by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010
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