Beanus, a character created by Mr Biffo. Large man in bakedbean mask, curly orange hair and a ominous attitude
Beanus likes Beans
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A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.
"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"
by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006
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A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.
Damn that is one beanus maxemus
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a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion
- Hey Therry what's your religion

- Beanus
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a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion where you pray the King Beanus everyday
- Hi Therry, what's your religion?
- Beanus
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A state of mind that is neither happy or sad, content nor upset. A feeling of extended existence, a realization infinite possibilities, yet, a remaining sense of confinement still lurks.
Beanu - This word's sophistication makes it impossible to be used in normal conversation.
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