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a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion where you pray the King Beanus everyday
- Hi Therry, what's your religion?
- Beanus
Beanus by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020
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That one Talking Tom meme with the cowboy hat and that pose and the kid saying 'Beanus!'
Talking Tom: BEANUS!
Beanus by Sonic the head chalk April 25, 2022
The anatomically incorrect terminology for a below average penile length; a slang term for a small penis.
I’m going to bonk that Beanus later
Beanus by Namerman_69 August 13, 2024

beanus maxemus 

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.
Damn that is one beanus maxemus
beanus maxemus by Mask05 December 9, 2019

craven beanus 

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.
"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"
craven beanus by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

the beans are talkin’

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.