The bazoongas is a slang term for an entire womans breasts, including the nipples and areola.
Bazoongas come in all sizes and shapes, and have variations. White women tend to have white bazoongas with pinkish nipples, while those of other backgrounds can have darker ones, and brownish nipples to almost black.
The bazoongas are very stimulating to many men, who fantasize about them, and can easily reach sexual excitement and even ejaculate through thinking of them, or touching, kissing or smelling them. Bazoongas function is also nurturing and providing milk for babies.
Bazoongas come in all sizes and shapes, and have variations. White women tend to have white bazoongas with pinkish nipples, while those of other backgrounds can have darker ones, and brownish nipples to almost black.
The bazoongas are very stimulating to many men, who fantasize about them, and can easily reach sexual excitement and even ejaculate through thinking of them, or touching, kissing or smelling them. Bazoongas function is also nurturing and providing milk for babies.
If you go to a nude beach, you will be able to view many bazoongas, even the white ones will be sun-tanned probably, but they will all be very prominently displayed.
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Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
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Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
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As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
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