bau

a fail at typing in IM when you are in a hurry, as in when you try to type bai and type bau

milly: my mom is yelling at me, i have to go
molly: ok bai
milly: bau

by Necta-chan December 20, 2010

Bau

Ugly chink who likes a girl who doesnt acknowledge him. He eats with chop sticks and has too wear glasses because of his slanted eyes. Same colour as his piss. He also does 1 tiny shit per week and is always constipated! (rush hour 2)
He loves bananas and uses his techniques on a boy called rudi.

Bau Loves Jessica Simpson

by xXxBxDxXx January 24, 2011

Bau

Anything big/long;

most likely darker skinned people;

anything thats burnt; anything hairy ; anything crooked

Bau girls weaves smell.

Your talking to that dude with the bau nose???!!!

Damn all the cookies I made turned out bau.

by BauBau December 14, 2009

Bau

Bitch after u Bau
Pronounced(Baa-you)

*Talking
Girl 1: Jump in the pool,then I'll go
Girl 2: No,you first
Girl 1: (Baa-you)
Girl 2:Fine then!!

*Texing
Girl 1: Go comment on their page
Girl 2: No you first
Girl 1: bau
Girl 2: Alright I will

by Nyagoo July 26, 2018

Bau

The sound effect of a male having anal sex while he is giving a blow job.

Dude! I heard you in the bathroom saying bau! Sounds like a party to me!

by gareeson October 21, 2010

bau

a smoove ass nigga,a boi

" dat bau was so bangin u digg"

by debau September 30, 2007

Bau

Behavior Analysis Unit

Hey look at the bau

by User 1273 May 7, 2018