Battleship

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.

Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!

by J1012 November 25, 2010

Battleship

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

by InjenBuilder9 December 16, 2009

battleship

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008

battleship

A big boat that has giant guns to blow apart other boats.

The Yamato was the biggest battleship ever.

by a random person in NY July 11, 2008

battleship

The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.

"What took you so long in there?" battleship
"I crapped a little and then played battleship"
"Any luck?"
"I sunk my aircraft carrier!"

by sturdiboy March 6, 2008

battleship

When two people use laptops across from each other at a small table.

Kathleen and I are going to the coffee shop to play some battleship.

by itsdrewmiller October 27, 2007

Battleships

When two or more person's are located in the same area and are communicating back and forth online through lap top computers (appearing like the game BattleShip).

When you post something on someone's news-feed (etc.) that would be an example of sinking their ship.

Also if you overload a person with notifications you have just "sank their ship".

The cause of this action will lead to LOLing, or LOL circles with your Battleship members.

"Damn it Kelly, you're Sinking my Battleships."

OR

"Dude when we get home you wanna Sink Battleships?!"

OR

"Let's all just sink Elliot's Battleships when we get home."

by AverageDyke October 19, 2011