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Blaine is coming to the city from Naperville and has 7 tabs of Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive. Lets take them, ditch Blaine and head to the Adler Planetarium and trips balls.
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Get the Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive mug.A Baptiste is the kind of person who seems scrary ass hell at first look cause off his physical capacities ans his dirty look but you can always trust a Baptiste.
But care Baptiste are a particular kind of peapole you don't want to mess with, they usualy think for themself first and aren't affraid to kick ass to get what they want .
But Baptiste are always sincere and trustfull you can count on them for the good or even the dirty work, they have a huge imagination and know how to use it , but don't be afraid of the Baptiste they are the kindest peapole easy lovers and always take hard decision to help and protect the best ways peapole they loves beafore logic or common interest, they are also wery good at sex , some huge penis and a big pussy destroyer potential they're girlfriend are vert lucky getting a Baptiste is pretty hard but it's the best boyfriend you can have they always try to do the kindest and the best thing for their loved one but remenber that they can be a big asshole anytime.
But care Baptiste are a particular kind of peapole you don't want to mess with, they usualy think for themself first and aren't affraid to kick ass to get what they want .
But Baptiste are always sincere and trustfull you can count on them for the good or even the dirty work, they have a huge imagination and know how to use it , but don't be afraid of the Baptiste they are the kindest peapole easy lovers and always take hard decision to help and protect the best ways peapole they loves beafore logic or common interest, they are also wery good at sex , some huge penis and a big pussy destroyer potential they're girlfriend are vert lucky getting a Baptiste is pretty hard but it's the best boyfriend you can have they always try to do the kindest and the best thing for their loved one but remenber that they can be a big asshole anytime.
Girl : My men is a Baptiste i'm so lucky
Men : Be carefull Baptiste aren't foreseeable
Girl : Yeah but enven if they hurt peapole it's for they own good
Men : Be carefull Baptiste aren't foreseeable
Girl : Yeah but enven if they hurt peapole it's for they own good
by Heheman November 9, 2019
Get the Baptiste mug.When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech
Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista
by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009
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After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.
2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."
3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."
3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005
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