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Battery Creek High School 

The worst school to ever come out of satans asscrack, at which not even the most incompetant teachers will stay for more than a year, and at which the football "team" has not won a game for going on god damn four fucking years. The only beacon of light and humor in this hellhole is the sheer joy of watching ghetto girls tear eachothers weaves and tracks out and litter the floor with them for weeks untill the lazy ass janitors will get out of their house across the street to come put a dirt ass mop on it for ten seconds.
random nigha: where u go to school?

2nd random nigha: I'as at "Battery Creek High School"

1st nigha: fuck you must be a dumb nizzle fo' shizzle

Battery Creek High School 

Battery Creek High School is referred to as one of the best school in the Beaufort County School District. It consists of AP and IB courses, and constantly has many students on the honor roll. It is way better than Beaufort High, because at BHS, they have gang fights and riots everyday (their students don't even learn and end up needing extra tutoring when and IF they get to college). On the contrary, the teachers are very motivating at BCHS and the students are eager to learn. I would prefer Battery Creek over any high school in the county.
Person 1: "What school are going to next year?"
Person 2: "Battery Creek High School"
Person 1: "Wow. I wish I went to that school, it's fantastic"
Person 2: "Yes, I'm glad I am going to attend Battery Creek. The teachers are wonderful!"
Person 1 & 2: "Go Dolphins!"

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation
Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

Social battery 

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.
I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.
Social battery by Llorona May 24, 2017

social battery 

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.
my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week
social battery by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020

Sucks Battery 

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...
Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
Sucks Battery by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012