batsman

a generic derogatory term, for a cum guzzling thundercunt.

"luk at my mod hat!12"
"tommy, your a batsman."

by luciferschild666 January 27, 2008

batsman

Someone who bats for the other team. A homosexual.

Nigel Ellis of tech support is a batsman of the highest order.

by AW December 22, 2004

thank you batsman

An expression of minor gratitude towards an action that is courteous yet expected

An off spinner is bowling and the batsman plays a soft handed forward defensive stroke which causes the ball to drop dead by his feet. The batsman bends over and tosses the ball back to the bowler to which the bowler acknowledges the gesture "thank you batsman"

by petsiders January 21, 2018

Batsman

derogatory slang implying a homosexual in a partnership
the bowler and batsman partnership, further implying anal intercourse
Used in the uk this is a cricket metaphor

A) look out here they come, dont bend over, ha ha ha
B) I reckon the fat one is the batsman dont you?
A) Oh I dont know, we'll have to see which one's got the balls

by Danny Kaye September 21, 2006

bassment

A place where i spin and shit be shakin off tha shelf cuz my subz iz turned up.
used to be a show on BET

i spin da bassment

by djscrizzle November 27, 2003

batsen

Having anal sex, unlike most people claim.

even lekker batsen nou

by wertache March 16, 2017

batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022