by Michael Welker July 30, 2019
fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
by quiggler March 05, 2007
by The Return of Light Joker December 01, 2010
1. two joins passed in daisy chain sequence.
2. a method of passing two lit joints that decreases idle burning time.
description: when in a circle of five or more the joint is passed forward then passed back after each draw without holding the joint idly.
2. a method of passing two lit joints that decreases idle burning time.
description: when in a circle of five or more the joint is passed forward then passed back after each draw without holding the joint idly.
use:
"let's hit a basket weave"
"let's weave"
"let's basket weave"
formation:
two joins passed in daisy chain sequence.
"let's hit a basket weave"
"let's weave"
"let's basket weave"
formation:
two joins passed in daisy chain sequence.
by jame.social December 02, 2008
Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
by CKing February 05, 2013
When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave
Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure
by Firemuppet June 28, 2013
n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
by whOOpshT July 12, 2011