Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk
by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018
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it bartender

An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.
Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.
by Jamels1 February 22, 2016
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Bartender

1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar
1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.
by what am I doing October 19, 2008
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Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
by MamaG83 June 01, 2010
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bartendering

Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.
I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.
by Pandaisbartendering August 19, 2018
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Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.
by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020
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bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions
In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.
by yowfactor January 24, 2014
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