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Going to Barnsley

Taking ones other half up the backdoor.

Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.

Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley

My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009
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barnsley

Town in South Yorkshire. Stereotyped and judged as a bad place by most people who have not even been there.

Friendly people with a broad yorkshire accent, sometimes hard to understand with their slang.
Surrounded by countryside and offers a lot of historical buildings etc.

Famous for its mines and movies such as brassed off and kes.
Home to the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band.
'off t' barnsley cock'
by SYorkshireLass92 June 15, 2013
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Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
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Barnstaple

A small (shitty) town in North Devon. Reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a 'Subway' and was deemed to be slightly better than Bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.

Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.

Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.
Let us not visit Barnstaple, there are Subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.
by Mr Dan January 29, 2007
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Australian Cleavage Backstyle

Accidentally exposing your tramp stamp/ass crack at an inopportune time.
Rob: "Did you see Mrs. Johnson today? She totally showed us some Australian Cleavage Backstyle when she bent down to pick up those papers."

Edward: "Yeah, it was totally hot. Who knew she had a tramp stamp?"
by Lilyperks December 4, 2012
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Barnsley

A town found in South Yorkshire that is constantly slandered for it's culture. It has bad points...(Morons and an incompetant council) but is much like every other town and city found in England.
P.s The people of Barnsley never, or rarely speak like this; Am guin t'pit. They don't mine either.
by Orator of verum August 19, 2008
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A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's
Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.
by Chesk September 23, 2009
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