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tyler barnhardt

he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment. come on now.
"omg that's like...so tyler barnhardt of you."
by cynicalwish September 1, 2021
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Barnheart

(bärn-härt)
n.
A psychological disorder, usually of childhood, characterized by impairments in social interactions and repetitive behavior patterns centered around agricultural aspirations; particularly organic, natural, and sustainable farming pursuits.
Barnheart is that sudden overcast feeling that hits you while at work or in the middle of the grocery store checkout line. It’s unequivocally knowing you want to be a farmer — and for whatever personal circumstances — cannot be one just yet. So there you are, heartsick and confused in the passing lane, wondering why you cannot stop thinking about heritage livestock and electric fences.

It’s a dreamer’s disease: a mix of hope, determination, and grit.

(--Jenna Woginrich, 2010)
by farmchef01 February 3, 2010
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barnhardt

Giant cocked monster of a man. Destroys vagina, to where other man ask if you have given birth to a large child
That guy with the last name barnhardt destroyed my squish mitten last night.
by suzytheslut March 27, 2015
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barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.
In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.
by John December 2, 2003
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Devendra Banhart

Devendra Banhart is a musician/artist involved in the freak-folk scene. His music is considered by many people in the indie community to be the most original sound to come along in a while. His vocal range is extradordinarily diverse and he utilizes it as an instrument moreso than his guitar at times. Although initially difficult to understand his sound, once you listen to an album, you're hooked. Amazing sound and seemingly an amazing person as well.
indiekid: oh man you have to hear devendra banhart, he is so awesome.
normalkid: wow, this is pretty good.
by nomoneymehl August 19, 2006
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brasharted

inspiration from a certain little man to brasharted is to shit fart with a wet slip proceeding.
My boy had to leave the party after he brasharted and left a sludgy brown trail down the rear leg of his pants.
by stephen kidd July 27, 2004
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17 facts about Barnshaw

The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.

Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.

If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.

There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.

Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience

Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.

Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.

Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.

Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow

Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'

Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw

No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
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