Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

heh...dogs barking

An example of someone who reckons dogs barking in a dream is very common and doesn't sound odd.

My friend said it to me once

by bbvx November 12, 2003

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

by Sleekit December 15, 2023