Baptized in concrete

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.

Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.

by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

reverse baptize

the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.

"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."

by seano'sullivan April 29, 2016

Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Baptize

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

by Phia May 13, 2005