banjo

A ladies 'private' parts.
Often discreetly hidden by a g -string.

Daisy looks happy, she's been playing with her banjo.

by doc scotland September 23, 2006

banjo

to banjo - to drink excessively, to behave in a manner geared solely for the consumption of alcohol and commitment to shenanigans. noun - a banjo, a particularly drunken night out, with many inebriated occurences. adjective - banjoed - wasted on drink, or the victim of a banjo related shenanigan

Jimmy Boy, we're having a dirty banjo tonight, no questions asked!
Last night's banjo was so extreme, I woke up with a car aerial up my arse.
Brucey's been playing the banjo for too long now, he's talking shit!
I've only had two pints, I shouldn't be banjoed, but I fucking am.

by Canny Boy March 19, 2006

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

banjo

A slang term to refer to smoking weed. so you can talk about weed in any social or school enviroment. and its catchy!

"what are you doing this weekend"

"man Im playing the banjo"

by Silas A September 11, 2006

banjo

What you play when you want to pick up a second cousin or closer relative. Easily available in Southern pawn shops or Steve Martin's house. A good reason not to have fingers numbering greater than eleven surgically removed.

Jerry Lee Lewis had some serious banjo skills even though he played the piano.

by Ida Red February 04, 2010

banjo

when u are very uncool and straight on, saying things with a weird noce.

"stoooorm" (while pressing your head down to your neck)

by xtyne February 06, 2003

Banjo

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

by Banjo Brad January 03, 2011