International School Bangkok

The most awesome private international school to ever exist. Located north of Bangkok, Thailand.

You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares

Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(

by FrankieSpankie December 30, 2009

Bangkok Surprise

It's when you find out that she is a he.

I had a Bangkok surprise last night

by Rajhadin October 15, 2008

Welcome To Bangkok

A hilarious, usually unintentional way to say "go fuck your mother".

Person 1: Welcome to Bangkok!

Person 2: *stabs person 47 times in the chest*

by SecretAgentKaBoomKaBoom September 11, 2011

Fuzzy Bangkok

When two men want the same girl, they can engage in a Fuzzy Bangkok competition. Both men need to get hard and once that is accomplished they must work together to hold up an S.O.S pad between them using only their penises. The first man who goes limp will cause the pad to fall to the ground and the man who managed to keep it up wins the Fuzzy Bangkok competition and the girl.

Bill and Jim both want to hook up with Karen. To settle it, they engaged in Fuzzy Bangkok.

by iamreptar93 February 20, 2011

Bangkok Glaze

Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.

What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

bangkok dangerous

Verb substitute for horrible.

The movie Bangkok Dangerous was bangkok dangerous.

The Lions lost the game in the First quarter, they are bangkok dangerous.

by Diesel-Deez October 23, 2008

Bangkok Roulette

A game in which 3 or more men gather around a table with their pants off and a female goes under the table and pleasures one of them, after 30 seconds the men take turns guessing who was being pleasured under the table, if the person who was guessing for that round was right he wins and everyone else loses, if he is wrong he loses and everyone else wins. The wagers are usually a shot or a drink but can also included something unpleasant like eating bugs with the shot. A popular game with business men in Bangkok

"Man I got trashed last playing Bangkok Roulette before we hit the bars, I didn't get fondled much but I sure didn't pay for many drinks!"

by MC1980 August 1, 2009