she is type of person who will never get over her
ex. What does she see in him? No clue. the kind of girl who’ll swear she’s over her
ex while secretly checking his Instagram stories at 2AM. Falls for emotionally unavailable men like it’
s her full-time job. If you think you’re the one to fix her… good luck. You’re not even in her top 3 priorities. Her
ex, her hair-color, and her lipgloss.
hopeless when it comes to men, iconic when it comes to friendship. She might be emotionally unavailable to herself, but to you? She’
s ride or
die. If you're crying, she’
s crying louder. If you're laughing, she’
s already wheezing. If someone hurts you, she’
s already planning their downfall. She'
s the kind of friend who will
hate who you
hate and fight who you fight — no questions asked. You can always count on her… just don’t ask her to block her ex.
And let’
s be real — if someone offered her gold, she might trade you. Not because she doesn’t love you, but because jewelry is her religion. And not just any jewelry. Only gold. No silver. No stainless steel. No cute little fake sets. If it’
s not gold, don’t even show it to her.
In conclusion: loving Anano is a gamble, befriending her is a
blessing, and gifting her anything less than 18K gold is an insult. Proceed with caution — and maybe a receipt from the jeweler.
