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Banano

When you use a banana as a phone and ppl think you are crazy. It combines the words banana and psycho.
Every time I bring a banana to school:
Teacher “ what did everyone bring for lunch?”
Me “ a sandwich and a….banana”

Teacher “do you hear that” teacher runs and “answers” my banana every f**king time she is such a BANANO
by Hotcoffeepot750001 July 25, 2023
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Banano

she is type of person who will never get over her ex. What does she see in him? No clue. the kind of girl who’ll swear she’s over her ex while secretly checking his Instagram stories at 2AM. Falls for emotionally unavailable men like it’s her full-time job. If you think you’re the one to fix her… good luck. You’re not even in her top 3 priorities. Her ex, her hair-color, and her lipgloss.

hopeless when it comes to men, iconic when it comes to friendship. She might be emotionally unavailable to herself, but to you? She’s ride or die. If you're crying, she’s crying louder. If you're laughing, she’s already wheezing. If someone hurts you, she’s already planning their downfall. She's the kind of friend who will hate who you hate and fight who you fight — no questions asked. You can always count on her… just don’t ask her to block her ex.

And let’s be real — if someone offered her gold, she might trade you. Not because she doesn’t love you, but because jewelry is her religion. And not just any jewelry. Only gold. No silver. No stainless steel. No cute little fake sets. If it’s not gold, don’t even show it to her.

In conclusion: loving Anano is a gamble, befriending her is a blessing, and gifting her anything less than 18K gold is an insult. Proceed with caution — and maybe a receipt from the jeweler.
Nina: ohhh my goddd, it been years and i still cant get over my ex....
lucy: girl, you are so Banano
by florachk July 10, 2025
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banana fish

A heart breaking anime that will mess with your emotions and leave you dead inside for weeks.
I just finished banana fish bro im not ok
by chiaki :) February 22, 2020
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Banana Fish

Oh this seems like a good anime to watch.
First few episodes: Oh wow this is really getting interesting
Closer to the middle: Holy shit this awesome Ash and Eiji are so fuckin cute together
Middle: Wow no way.

Near the end: Oh no...
Finished:...Well shit...Never thought id cry this much in life but okay.
Person: What's your favorite roller coaster? Me: Banana fish. Person: Huh? Me: You wouldn't understand.
by vbeessad May 22, 2020
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banana fish

a soul crushing, life altering shit storm of emotion that WILL leave you in extreme pain and in need of psychological help and therapy. Seriously, I hope y'all who watch/read it are alright cause that fucking HURTS
"Dude, I just watched Banana Fish, that fucking hurt bro, ngl"

"Fuck, that sucked, it's a banana fish kinda pain"
by ratty unknown June 5, 2020
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banana rotat e

it is WeHn a Bnana rot at es on is se lf an d g O Fas ter
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yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

Are you okay?

who are you to accuse me
by 890 Prodoctions March 23, 2020
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banana breath

The breath of someone seen as apelike is insultingly referred to as banana breath.
Andre was such a gorilla, some called him banana breath behind his back!
by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016
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