Baloney

1. Nonsense, Unbeleiveable.
2. The meat is spelt "Bologna", morons.

You're full of Baloney!

by Saiyara December 30, 2003

Baloney

Noun

1. A nice way of saying bullshit, around someone who doesn't like cursing (ex. Your Grandma)

2. A disgusting over processed meat that you should never, ever eat
Adjective

A way of calling someone an ass

1.~Friend- " Hey i'll give you 20 bucks for that cookie"

~You- " That's a heap of Baloney slices"
2.~Friend- " Yeah that's true, I am going to go make a baloney sandwich"

~You- " I think I need to reconsider our friendship"
3.~Your Grandma- "Stop being such a baloney, you're worse than your father!"

by Ara_Awesomeness July 06, 2015

Baloney

The proper way that it should be spelled!!!!

Hey could u make me some baloney

by Basscrack September 18, 2020

baloney ring

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

by chicago jones May 19, 2011

Phoney Baloney

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

by King John the I April 17, 2009

Frozen Baloney

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

by Machine Gun Alt June 18, 2014