pooped a balloon

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)

I pooped a balloon.

by beemer052789 August 1, 2008

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

lost your balloons

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.

Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

by Mi$$HotStuff May 29, 2020

balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.

Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

balloono

a game on omgpop where you are a monkey character. your target is to defeat as many monkeys as you can my dropping water balloons, but try not to get killed.

balloono is a great game that can be found on omgpop.com

by Alicia Zhou March 2, 2011

Balloon Butting

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014