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anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.
Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!
by analholio August 9, 2016
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Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.
Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
by ear2ground June 16, 2010
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Barometise

The ability to predict the weather - specifically air pressure - due to headaches and/or feelings in the body.
I will just sit in the corner of the room and barometise.
by Whiskeysmoker June 15, 2025
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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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