No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 08, 2013

Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 11, 2011

Baking Cookies

The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked

I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.

by Jiveturkey January 17, 2013

Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda August 04, 2008

Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.

The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.

by dorkmier February 23, 2016

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 05, 2009

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon February 05, 2012