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baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.
Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.
by Brian April 20, 2005
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Baritone Guns

A unique example of guns. Baritone guns are acquired through the playing the marching baritone.

There are different stages to the development of them: High school, Advanced High School/College, Advanced College/Low DCI, and finally DCI.

For example, the advanced High School/College usually look similar to someone who between medium guns and small guns.

Depending on the person's hand orientation, on guns will usually develop a little larger than the other.
Dude, the trumpets never hold there horns up correctly. They need some baritone guns.
by orangerickymartin October 28, 2008
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el bajio

A region of central Mexico characterized by being the lowlands adjacent to the highlands of neighboring Jalisco. El Bajio is comprised of parts Aguascalientes, southern Jalisco, Querétaro, and most notably Guanajuato.

El Bajio is often considered the region with the best quality of life in Mexico and the safest. With its bustling economy, rich cultural centers, and historical significance El Bajio is considered by many to be a picturesque vacation spot, and people from there love to return their annually to visit their families and partake in the fiestas.
Despite all this, people from El Bajio residing in the U.S. have managed to earn the reputation of being backwoods hillbilly type "paisas" who marry their cousins and have sex with farm animals. People from El Bajio are typically of the native indigenous composition characterized by being short in stature with little to no body hair or facial hair, large aquiline noses, and curly hair. They are very proud to be from El Bajio and typically found youth and adult soccer teams in leagues such as the AYSO and name them "El Bajio" or "Bajio Juniors". People from El Bajio will often celebrate or exclaim for joy or excellence by shouting "PURO BAJIO!" When somebody from their home town does something awesome.
5'6" Indio from el Bajio who scored a goal: "PUUUUUUUUUUUURO BAJIO! PURO BAJIO. PURO BAJIO!"

6'3" Spaniard on the other team: "Callate pinche indio del bajio, van perdiendo 5-1. Chinga tu hermana, Tizoc."
by El Indio October 30, 2020
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baritone player

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.
Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.
by Le no July 17, 2016
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baritone section

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.
Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.
by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019
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Baritone Sax Player

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"
"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"
by Badass Ian December 9, 2008
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Baritone

Band instrument. In concert band, it looks something like a smaller version of the tuba. Only slightly different than the euphonium (a baritone has more cylindrical tubing while a euphonium's tubing is more conical in shape.) In marching band, it resembles a "trumpet on steroids." Great instrument, often played by very interesting people.
That baritone section sure knows how to make a rich, meaty low brass sound.
by KissMyBrass October 15, 2008
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