Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.

me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021

Double Barrel Blowjob

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

clearing barrel

1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.

2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."

Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.

by the Spaniard April 30, 2006

Twice up the barrel, once down the side

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.

After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."

by Okaymegan February 18, 2013

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014