bacon strips

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs
ill have some bacon strips and eggs
by tamahau February 12, 2003
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The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
by Chris March 04, 2004
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The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.
Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"
by The Padre October 18, 2009
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1) A small vertical strip of pubic hair over the genitals. Very popular with teens and women. A guy who has a bacon strip would be a homo.
2) A small streak of shit left in a pair of underwear. Caused by not wiping properly.
1) Holy shit Sally, your bacon strip really turns me on.
2) A girl took off my underwear last night, I thought I was going to score, but suddenly she noticed a bacon strip in my underwear.
by Dan January 18, 2005
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Pinkish, krinkly greasy vaginal lips.
That chick has a bacon strip that could really use some vaginaplasty.
by Gdogg February 11, 2004
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In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton March 24, 2006
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a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set
Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.
by Steve March 05, 2003
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