bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

bacon strips

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.

by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

bacon strips

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

by bam! October 24, 2003

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

bacon strips

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs

ill have some bacon strips and eggs

by tamahau February 12, 2003

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

Bacon Strip

The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.

Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"

by The Padre October 17, 2009