A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.
It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.
It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.
A: Who's gonna take care of that backlog of dishes? It keeps piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?
by voicelove April 2, 2011
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(adj) describing the state of being behind on updating one's weblog, particularly when multiple planned posts have not yet been created.
Origin: A portmanteau of backlogged and weblog
Origin: A portmanteau of backlogged and weblog
by Stephanie McGinty December 18, 2007
Get the backblogged mug.a very long turd which has been sitting inside you for quite a while. Other turds have passed by into the poo bin but the backlog just sits there and builds up. One day you will clear the backlog and when you turn around for the inspection you will be totally amazed. You'll also feel a bit empty!
by doctor filth October 21, 2007
Get the backlog mug.A backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess. Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.
Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my dry spell after I broke up with Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.
by MrMortimer69 June 3, 2011
Get the Backlog mug.When someone takes a shit in the back part of the toilet (the cistern), resulting in poo particles in the bowl when flushed. Normally done to someone you dislike!
1) Oh no, some one has done done a backlogger! There is shit everywhere!
2) Dude, I backlogged that bitch at the party last night!
2) Dude, I backlogged that bitch at the party last night!
by Phantomlogger March 27, 2011
Get the backlogger mug.When you haven't been keeping up with your blogging for a while and then write a bunch of backdated posts to fill in the gap.
I've been super busy since I got to Lisbon, but I'll be backblogging the past few months when things calm down and I have more time.
by williamcodes November 15, 2015
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