baby drop 

1. This occurs when a person walking around with a toddler riding 'horse-back' on his/her shoulders drops the baby. It is especially applicable in situations where the drop came about under humorous circumstances.

2. This term can also be used to describe the exchange of "toddler for ransom" in the case of kidnapping.

1. "Bob jerked violently when he felt his niece's poo run down his neck, thus resulting in a baby drop."

2. "The kidnappers instructed Tom to meet at the old Town Hall for the baby drop."

baby drop by oShun May 13, 2006

Baby Dropping Fat 

Most women gain weight while pregnant, some will lose it and some won't. The woman that loses it typically has remaining body fat on the belly, thighs and/or rear end. This type of body fat is extremely hard to lose.

Sandy is a knock out at age 35 but she still has a little Baby Dropping Fat here and there.

Baby Dropping Fat by Jay2368 June 29, 2011

baby drop 

When a suitable adult "drops" off a toddler between the ages of 1-5yrs and forces you to watch him through a non existent verbal questioning. Your are then forced to watch this child because you are a good person and like doing what's right.

Ugh! I just got baby dropped again! now I have to watch my sisters kid for hours till she gets back from her shopping spree.

baby drop by catloverandhugger May 12, 2016

Drown Baby Moses

Expression:

In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.

As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.

"You think THAT'S bad? Well, I have three words for you my friend: Drown Baby Moses."

Drown Baby Moses by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

drool on a baby 

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

drool on a baby by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

don't drop a baby 

don't f*** up

Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

don't drop a baby by sunday school teacher April 5, 2009

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

drowning in the baby pool by von groovy June 20, 2017