1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches
If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
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Baby Mamas have certain character traits:

1. They have 2 or 3 children by different men they think they had a serious relationship with.. In reality it was a causal relationship
2. Uneducated
3. On welfare
4. They have low standard and choose to date losers
5. The are low class and live a ghetto life style
6. They don’t care that their baby daddy already has children by other women. They just end up getting knocked up by him anyways….
7. They choose men they know can’t afford to support any child(ren) that they might have by him, but they end up getting Prego by him anyways..
8. They don’t worry how they will support their child/children once their welfare runs out.
9. They think they are supporting their kids, but in reality their on welfare.
10. They receive no child support or if they do it’s very little- too little to support a child on..
11. They are jealous of other women who have made better chooses in picking (a husband or boyfriend) to have children with…
12. They live off the welfare system and act like they are so smart since they brag about how good they are in “working” the welfare system..
13. Past Criminal Recorder (mostly minor in most cases)
14. All of their girlfriend “BFF’s” are other baby mamas.. No decent friends
15. They get pregnant to trap a man
16. They get mad at their baby daddies for not paying child support, but never blame themself for getting in that situation in the first place!
Baby Mama: My baby daddy's fault why I got prego. My baby daddy is such a lazzy nigga...

Baby Mama: I know how to work the welfare system. I get my check..

Baby Mama: I pay my rent in food stamps...save my money for toys for my kids, since you know my baby daddy don't pay for nothing..

Baby Mama: I make extra money doing a little something something (which means she a part-time hooker)
by hate baby mamas April 1, 2010
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A vulnerable woman who doesn't realise that her Baby Daddy is a dick head.

She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).

She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.
'Hey mate are you still keeping in touch with your baby mama?'

'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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A woman who is the mother of another man's baby, who she typically isn't married to.
OR bearing a child for another woman who can't concieve.
man: you waitin for yo baby mama?

barren woman: she's not my baby mama

man: you pay the bills, She has the baby.

that's called a baby mama--you ask any black man in philadelphia.
by valentine D. June 21, 2009
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1)the mother of your seed
2)can be an ex-girlfriend or current girlfriend,1 night stand,fling or just a hoe
3)most of the time looked at as being a gold digger, a bitch, just got pregnant to keep the man around, and full of drama
-thats my girl, my baby mama
-that isnt my girl, she was, shes just my baby mama now
-that stupid bitch just wants my money, dumb ass baby mama
by Mihz JR Divine! February 7, 2008
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