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Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.
Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!
by Lucafix June 22, 2011
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Baby giraffe

A baseball pitcher who adopts a delivery in which his arms and legs are flailed about excessively to create deception.
That Kyle Hansen from St. John's has a motion that reminds me of a baby giraffe — he's got arms and legs coming at the batter.
by GoWithGilberto October 20, 2012
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Baby Giraffe

A tall, lanky guy that sits next to you in Honors English ( i'm looking at you Scott)
"Hey Baby Giraffe stop being a dumbass"
by hellopeople1 September 9, 2019
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baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010
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baby giraffe

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"
by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021
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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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