Awky

Abbreviated version of the work Awkward, yet infinitely more powerful. the work awky should be accompanied by a facial expression that is somewhere between a a constipated wince and the fart you accidently let out while laughing too hard. This is also further pronounced when accompanied by the sign language action for "awky" which is each hand formed into a pointed index finger directed in a downwards shaky movement.

1."Dude, I just bumped into my old catholic studies teacher at the store while i was totally stoned and buying birth control and lube....awky!"

2. "Oh my god, when I went to hug Uncle Dennis goodbye, i totally felt him packing heat....awky!"

by kleery November 29, 2009

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Something really awkward that any other response would make the situation worse. A cooler and better version of awk.

"That's not even my baby dude!"

"Awkys..."

by Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 23, 2012

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Awkie

The term used to describe an awkward situation, person, object, time, or place. Can also be reffered to as an "awkie Situakie".

Boy 1: "hey see that kid over there? the one eating lunch all by himself?"
Boy 2: "yeah..?"
Boy 1: "Yeah he looks like really AWKIE."

Girl 1: "Do you remember that time i called our english teacher mom?"
Girl 2: "Yeah that was really Awkie.. :P"

by H. Fardella October 9, 2009

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A very severe disease that arises because of lack of self-confidence and comfort and breaks out when talking to anyone of the opposite sex, or anyone for that matter. -

Boy: "Hey, did you do you the homework?"
Girl: "Did you DO the homework?"
Boy:"No, that's why I'm asking."

Boy:"She is hella awkies"
Boy's friend: "Yea."

by Brittney Denise December 14, 2006

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