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awkwardly high

When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc..

symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior
example 1:
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"

(2 minutes later..)

mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"

keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"

example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"

boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."
by rel112345 December 21, 2010
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awkwardly endearing

What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.
When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.
by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008
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Awkwartunity

an awkward opportunity; usually occurs at but not restricted to social events.

1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
I just met him the other day when I came out of the bathroom and he walked over to tell me that I had a toilet paper tail. We have a date next Friday. It was a total awkwartunity!
by andirou April 23, 2013
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Awkwardly kind

Someone so kind yet rapey.

Look at him. He’s being so overly nice and courteous to her. She’s about to get raped.”
Someone should let her know he’s being so awkwardly kind right now.
by dadeadhead November 4, 2020
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imma awkwardly leave

when you're in a conversation where you don't know what to say or feel invisible, so you just kinda ~disappear~
"i'm invisible to this conversation. imma awkwardly leave."
by honeydose November 23, 2019
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awkwardly asian

when someone is like half asain or a quarter asian, or something you can't really tell. You know that they are something from asia or middle east or what not, its just too hard to tell.
Me: Bro that girl is awkwardly asian
Brosky: Yeah man what is she like fillapino or some shit like that
by nick napolo January 5, 2008
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awkwardly amazing

the act of having something awkward happening that happens to be extremely amazing. like having sex with ur girlfriends hot friends. either out of spit or peer vengefulness. or just because your girlfriends friends want ur nuts
wow awkwardly amazing i just fucked my girlfriends best friend. nice cha ching....
by joe appenfeldt June 28, 2008
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