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Spiritual Awakening

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What you call "your life in this world" is a mere superposition of the life of a human being on top of your Self. As a result, you are prevented from remembering your true identity and tricked into believing that everything that happens to that human being is really happening to you.

The effect is very much like one of those shows where images and sounds are projected on the facade of a building, creating the illusion that the building is actually changing or crumbling. The projected images and sounds are not real, only the underlying building is. But the illusion is so compelling that it makes you doubt your senses.

Similarly, "your life in this world" is such a compelling illusion that you lose awareness of your underlying true Self. Nevertheless, being the only real part of the illusion, you will emerge unscathed and shining in all your splendor once the show is over, just like the buildings on which those images are projected.

Spiritual awakening is the uncovering of this illusion and the discovery of your Self while still in this life.
Unfortunately, very few people ever experience a moment of spiritual awakening
by fcrcf January 2, 2016
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roid awakening

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When your hemrroids become inflamed and irritated after eating spicy foods.
Marc put jalapeños on his hamburger and had a roid awakening when he took a crap.
by Aneefa February 26, 2014
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The first time in a person's life in which they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.
Timmy: Until I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and full of cooties.
Johnny: Ah, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.
by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019
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Awakening

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The process one went through when reaching enlightenment.
"The Red Pill of Awakening "

“You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” –Morpheus to Neo in the movie The Matrix
by Pseudonym2.0 March 11, 2015
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When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
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When wlw and mlm find themselves sexually attracted to people of the same gender, normally a celebrity, for the first time.
Girl 1: Beyoncé is so hot, she was my gay awakening!
Boy 1: My gay awakening was definitely Harry Styles
by queerwhoreishere March 9, 2019
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Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.
Carl: “That guy at work was my gay awakening.”
Jenny: “Oh, cool.”
by MoodyHD December 29, 2022
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