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Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.
Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation
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Autoeroticism

Self stimulation. Having a date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters, Auditioning the hand puppet, Badgering the witness, Bashing the bishop, Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget, Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick, Blueball baseball, Calling down for more Mayo, Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis, Caping the crusader, Cheating on your other hand, Checking the plumbing, Choking the chicken, Tossing off, Trolling for the one-eyed walleye, Performing the tube sock tango, Wanking the white, Warming up the altar boy's dinner, White-water wristing etc. etc.
I've got nothing better to do with my time so I practice autoeroticism for hours on end.
by Wankerrrrrrz September 26, 2006
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Autoirontic

When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.
As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.

"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"
by word burgler June 26, 2018
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autofornicate

To fornicate oneself; synonym of "fuck yourself". Most commonly prefixed by "go" but can be used elsewhere.
Hey buddy, nice driving! Why don't you go autofornicate!?!?
by Spudz76 June 4, 2013
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autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.
That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.
autoerotic homo necro pyro beastiality

Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.
by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008
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autoerotic asphyxiation

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful
fun to feel so high from sex
by bettie February 2, 2004
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