Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

Auto-erotic Netflix and chill

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.

When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

Auto-erotic netflix netflix and chill

by MisterGreene May 29, 2017

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.

Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.

by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.

Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.

by Berserker Dave February 2, 2024