austen

To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.

I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.

by Chris314 January 9, 2009

Austen

The girl version of the name Austin. Hella hot, beautiful eyes, and the most perfect person you will ever meet. So funny, makes you feel good, chill, and has a killer smile. Also ridiculous in bed and one of the best sports players you with EVER meet. If there was a perfect girl it would be Austen. By the way she is a bro and so good in bed.

Austen is the perfect girl, I wish I had her.

Of course I am jealous of Austen, everyone wants to be like her.

by asdjfhuewuuqolakjsdkf June 8, 2011

austen

The act of exposing oneself to your friends.

Tom gave James a full austen

by landy_nick January 19, 2009

Austen

A girl who has a boy's name (Austin) but just spelled with an "e" instead of an "i". Usually shy, but very cool and pretty.

Austen is very awesome.

by nikkole.m April 13, 2008

Austen

A loving kind-hearted man who is the hottest boy in town. He is known for smoking that good and getting chics. He is usually a ranga and lanky. Get yourself an Austen ladies!

Jennie: Did you see Austen today he's so hot!
Me: Heck yeah he is, such a classif Austen rn.

by giuseppe420 October 9, 2017

Austen

An Austen is a male in a female body that doesn't hide the fact that there a Lil baby inside. And is meant to be with a Makhi for no reason exactly.

Makhi: Hey Austen can I just hold you in my arms for a moment..
Austen: no but can I be in your arm forever.

by Anonymously known November 21, 2019

Austen

fat and short. Shits on the floor constantly.

You: I just took a shit on the floor
Me: Such an austen

Austen’s definition is that he’s not nice

by Elmosayshi May 18, 2022