the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022

Glamping Attire

When swanky people dress up for a fun night on the town.

Glamping attire requires, for example, a perfect pair of jeans and killer heels.

by campergirl December 14, 2012

christian attire

The type of plain, non-flattering clothing one wears to church. Also can be used to describe the many frumpy uniforms found in the hospitality industry.

person 1: "what's with the christian attire?"

person 2: "it's my uni man... they make us dress like christians."

by southferry August 3, 2009

Homeschool attire

Boys wear cheap, Walmart jeans that are usually too short and are pulled up too high, with a plaid button-down shirt tucked into it. Socks are white crew socks, and shoes are cheap New Balance sneakers that often have grass stains on them. Usually consist of a short haircut and round glasses.

Girls wear plain skirts or dresses that drop down to the shins. Designed to not call attention to the body.

"Look at that homeschool group, they are wearing such homeschool attire!"

by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

attire blinder

a type of clothing that draws and blinds the human eye such as lime green pants or hot pink shirts

o fuck mike, turnaround. What is she wearing? Fuck, an attire blinder, now i cant drive today

by Silencer 916 January 31, 2009

fressssssh attire

What retards say when they get too old to rap. Utilized by the Boys, Beasties.

Put Armor All up on your tire. Sport that fressssssh attire.

I am an asshole.

by Ben Dover June 29, 2004

Powerless Attire

Headwear, clothing, and footwear designed, produced, marketed and sold primarily in retail store chains which are intended to make the wearer appear less powerful and preferably powerless.

The "flat cap" exemplifies "powerless attire," a garment which makes the wearer look powerless. Though or perhaps because flat caps have been worn for centuries, so very few individuals realize how it really affects the appearance of the individual who wears one, the way others treat him, his identity and his self-concept. The history of the flat cap is very telling. It began to be worn in Northern England after a 1571 Act of Parliament decreed that on Sundays and holidays, all males over 6 years of age, except for the nobility and "persons of degree", were to wear woollen caps on pain of a fine of three farthings (3/4 penny) per day. The flat cap became firmly entrenched as a recognized mark of a non-noble subject, such as a burgher, tradesman, or apprentice. Police or military officer's caps have the elevation in the front and make the individuals who wear them look powerful.

by but for October 11, 2017