Attachments

Nudes or Pictures of 🍑🍒🐱 or 🍆 are called attachments

“Send me some attachments Shawty”

by Blrrddddd January 8, 2021

attachment issues

when someone is super attached to someone else even after the relationship ended. it’s hard for them to say goodbye to the other person and move on

emily: maddy has attachment issues. especially with her ex-boyfriend

by beachwoodmendes March 24, 2022

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009

hip attachment

Someone's best friend who's always around.

"Her hip attachment is going to be the best man at the wedding"

by fvondoom March 4, 2012

Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

Attachmentard

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Mr. Stupidjerk never includes the excel docs he references in his emails. He is such an attachmentard.

Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

teacher attachment

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

by nvsklover July 27, 2022