Assymmetrical

When you are ass cheek to ass cheek with someone, typically lying down.

Damn bro, the bed was so small at the hotel I was assymmetrical with Trey last night!

by banditnarrator March 8, 2020

Asymetrititty

When two titties vary in size and or shape

yeah she has asymetrititty

by guy incognito 47 January 31, 2022

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023

Deliberate asymmetry

That's cute I like the wavey shit going on there. Makes you look like a Pokemon gym leader or something.

Hym "I like the deliberate asymmetry. It looks nice. Say, did he shout 'I am Hym' when he came or no? Because, if not, their not doing it right. The daughter bang by proxy doesn't have the same impact if they don't do it right. It doesn't demonstrate what the other ones have to look forward to. I did write that one down? I'm pretty sure i wrote that one down...."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

cognitive burden asymmetry

In psychology, cognitive burden asymmetry refers to the unequal distribution of cognitive load and its effects across different parts of the brain or on different cognitive functions. This asymmetry is evident in brain lateralization, where hemispheres specialize in certain tasks, and can become more pronounced under high cognitive load, potentially affecting performance and leading to biased processing or fatigue. For example, tasks may be processed more efficiently or with a greater "burden" on one side of the brain depending on the task's nature and the individual's specific neural wiring.

When I tried to multitask during finals, I felt the cognitive burden asymmetry kick in—my left brain was struggling with math while my right brain was zoning out on my playlist!

by Emotional Cruiser October 21, 2025