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cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
by phi April 25, 2004
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assplunger

Plunger used specificly to dig up items from ones asshole.
I think that G.I. Joe is still in my ass, someone hand me my assplunger.
by Muslim Lover December 1, 2003
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assplumber

1. Proctologist
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.
When Dr. Lionel Sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at San Quentin Prison, the other assplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. Malpractice his ass this time!
by Foetus McSwain August 15, 2007
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asslug

I am still cleaning up after my asslug tenant weeks after he moved out of my rental house. Apparently the asslug did not clean, ever!
by Coopkeeper May 19, 2022
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fat ass plug

by Graber June 18, 2016
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