Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

assiliciousass

a person with either a sexy nice or delicious ass

dude1:man did u see that chick with the assiliciousass?
dude2:ya man!!! it was nice.

by bob 1536 June 19, 2009

assowl

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

by mrpage April 25, 2015

assolooley

An answer in the affirmative

"Does Stallone always talk like that?"
"Assolooley"

by apollo creep January 1, 2007

assmilkyballs

When the giz in one's ass drains out and smothers one's balls.

Dude I was bangin my GF in the ass, and she gave me assmilkyballs!

by Tom-Paul February 16, 2008

assailant

A person who attacks someone on a road or a masked attacker.

He was attacked by an unknown assailant.

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009