asslick

butt kissing fuck face, brown nose

my brother is an asskick , he has shit on his nose. mom likes him best

by DON in the Dessert, Lancaster ,Ca. April 17, 2003

Asslick

Someone who is being stupid or annoying, another term for Asshole or bitch, created by the ever so famous j.kasper.

You fucking asslick! you just ruined my shirt.
Don't be an asslick, martin.

by j..kasper December 11, 2011

Asslicking

The beautiful moment when someone rubs their mono brow on your pussy

Arron give me asslicking

by Ducker798 May 23, 2018

Ben Asslick

an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.

infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/

ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "

awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "

ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "

awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "

ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "

awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "

ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )

by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012

nosepicking asslicker

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses

Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.

by an anonymous informer March 22, 2009

asslicker

1) A fucker who thinks that they're worth a dime but really are just a worthless puppet.
2) A stud who can fuck your ass like a dick but has that in your mouth.

1) Guy 1: Man, I'm getting paid to show up to meetings and fuck up the entire thing!
Guy 2: Oh, your just Bob's asslicker then.
2) Oh Johnny, you're such an asslicker!

by British Black Cocks January 25, 2017

The asslicker

The person who always misses opportunities and ends up doing something shitty.

"Yet again I'm the asslicker. How nice!"

by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016