nosepicking asslicker

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses

Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.

by an anonymous informer March 22, 2009

The asslicker

The person who always misses opportunities and ends up doing something shitty.

"Yet again I'm the asslicker. How nice!"

by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016

Cuckbitch Asslicker

Anyone with the name of Riley

-made by your trusty lamp

"Oh hi, Cuckbitch Asslicker, ur a stupid fuck."

by Cuckbitch Asslicker May 28, 2019

fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker

just an all around asshole

Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.

by why_tf_not May 16, 2017

Asslifter

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

by N. Abel March 23, 2013

adlicker

1. Person who clicks on ad banners.
2. Person who falls for the same scam multiple times or does the same stupid fucking thing over and over again like giving all of their cash to televangelists (or scientology).

Fucking adlicker, gave all his money to Billy Graham and wonders why he can't pay his mortgage.

by lipbone January 30, 2008

assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009