A compliment asshole

Someone who compliments you but clearly doesn't mean it.

"Hey, Mark. That was a great performance. Very loud."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."

by tautau the bice October 2, 2014

Compliant Asshole

1) An Asshole who is a dick and finally falls follows the rules while still being an asshole

2) Anus which must be coaxed into pooping

3) Constipation which can be resolved but massaging your asshole into compliance.

"He's a Compliant asshole and finally following the rules after being reamed out"

" I took a poop and it took alot of effort, but i massaged my asshole into compliance"

" The asshole is finally compliant and following the rules"

by Adrenaline_x February 23, 2010

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

assholectomy

A divorce, a break-up or other ending of a relationship.

A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.

I recently had an assholectomy, after all I was already born with an asshole, there was no need to have two.

No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.

by RagDoll Customs January 15, 2011

Assholesome

Being an asshole but for the right reasons.

She is so assholesome. She tells me what I need to hear.

by blackkettlecopperpot June 9, 2019

Assholesome Vibes

A feeling or situation that is negative, indecent or just morally questionable. It is often associated with insincerity, bitchiness, unpleasantness and unkind behavior often exhibited by people who are generally assholes.

I don't like hanging out with Jennifer and Tom. I just get assholesome vibes from them.

by cheemacs April 5, 2025