assfuck

a person who is very annoying and is an ass. also they could be very full of themselves and can't accept the fact that they are wrong at times.
you: Marilyn Manson is my idol. I mean he is awesome. His words are so inspiring.
assfuck: merilyn is just a stupid retard that doesn't know what he is doing. did you see how he dresses? walking around with underwear.

you: its self expression. thats why i admire him. he doesn't care what other people say.

assfuck: merilyn manson sucks!
you: when are you going to realize that you can't spell Marilyn?
*assfuck signs off*
by ...are_you_a_retard?... August 23, 2009
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assfuck

A term used to describe a position of sexual intercourse.

An assfuck is achieved when a male inserts his penis into someone's ass, or anus. This usually causes bleeding in the person receiving the assfuck, but immense pleasure and some penis shrinkage in the person giving the assfuck.
Prisoner: Get your nice, plump ass over here so I can give you an assfuck.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 27, 2007
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assfuck

A insult

A way to fuck someone
The bitch called me an assfuck.
Me and jammy assfucked last night
by adam young August 29, 2014
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assfuck

A homosexual that likes penis to be inserted into his asshole.
I spent the night at that assfucks house last night, he really liked getting fucked in the ass!
by Shit Forest November 28, 2006
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Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.
Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.
by keifermail August 08, 2009
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assfuckation

the act of getting assfucked or in other words anal
Guy 1: hey! i had sex with a chick last night
Guy 2: hahaha!! did you perform assfuckation?
by whiteeggstastenice December 24, 2011
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Assfucker

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.
Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!
by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003
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