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Assburgers

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
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Assnut

An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.
Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.
by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004
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Assbunch

You're more than just a usual asshole. You are that much of an asshole, it has to be folded to fit you. You are by far overassholed and there's no way back.
You are an assbunch, nothing less.
by Rumpelsteelz October 18, 2020
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Assbutt

Hey ASSBUTT!
by HI43TH January 30, 2018
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Assburn

Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.
by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003
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Assnut

Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass
Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!
by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010
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assbitcher

you assbitcher
by mboy321 April 28, 2016
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