ASSBAND

WORD USED TO DESCRIBE YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

" I GOTTA GO MY ASSBAND IS CALLING ME AGAIN"

"SO, WHERE'S THAT ASSBAND OF YOURS TONIGHT?"

TRINITY:"WHY CAN'T YOU GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT?"
TABBY:"MY ASSBAND MADE DINNER PLANS WITH HIS BROTHER INSTEAD".

by SHORTSHINE February 4, 2010

AceBanned

Quite possibly the biggest clash Lego Batman 2 streamer of all time

Yo did you see AceBanned playing Lego Batman 2 last week? He is awesome!

by AceBanned July 10, 2021

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

assbanter

Assbanter is the bantering with someone you consider to be an ass at the time. It's a form of dialog that may be considered passive aggressive, or argumentative in nature.
It can be an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; or may be be good-natured raillery. It may also be a tolerant form of dialog where each person strives to be the bigger ass.

Assbanter- bantering with an asshole, also known as an ass.

by Wordprofessor February 4, 2010

Asshanded

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?

by trollertroller December 8, 2011

AceBanned Moment

When you have a choice, and you make the unequivocally worst choice of the options

"Oh, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to pick whether to go on a run or to order a pizza"
"Go with your gut! Have an AceBanned Moment!"
"2 pizzas it is!"

by AceBanned May 9, 2023

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013