Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

ass pennies

Pennies that have been stored in ones butt for indeterminite amount of time.

He was surrounded by thugs, Bill knew that he had only one chance...his ass pennies.

by Wags June 16, 2003

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007