Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.
Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O
by Cortho3 March 23, 2003
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1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.
1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.
by Dale Williams June 14, 2004
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One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.
by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003
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Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.
Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab
by Dethfate January 17, 2009
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1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF
by It's AP! May 7, 2006
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A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.
Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.
by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023
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