Ass Gasket

Noun: A reinforced rectal barrier which acts to contain the repressed or suppressed anger one experiences during periods of intense frustration usually encountered during interactions with stupid or socially dysfunctional persons.

"If that fucker doesn't get off my tail, I'm gonna blow an ass gasket!"

(refering to a reponse to a close tailgater)

by James Peterpecker October 16, 2003

ass gasket

Also: The part that needs fixing when someone inadvertently lets one loose.

Oh man, your dog reeks! Better get her a new ass gasket.

by Wolf Dangler February 24, 2005

ass gasket

The imaginary anatomical part that gets dislodged when one defecates profusely under duress, often involving "spraying" of shit.

"Man, I almost shat myself. I blew an ass gasket in there!"

by Two horsecocks for Sister Sara December 14, 2008

Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

Ass Gasket

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.

This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.

by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes

You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022